Tuesday, November 28, 2006

This is Bush's Brain On...

Apparently age has not treated Bush's brain well. A BushBuzz video displays Bush debating competently ten years ago, and then incompetently a couple years ago. It's pretty scary stuff; the case for dementia is demonstrated.

The folks over at Nintendo seem to think he can be helped by mild, trivial mental exercises. They gave him their mental popcorn, Brain Age, for his sixtieth birthday.

I personally speculate that the problem is deeper than age or physical causes. I think Bush's decline in verbal performance has multiple causes, dementia being a possible influence. But I'd also speculate on political corruption and complacency.

Bush's political corruption is open. If one of my friends can be said to be openly gay, then Bush can be said to be openly corrupt. He doesn't try to hide it. He almost smirks when discussing Iraq contracts, loopholes for church-corps, corporate welfare, while undermining civil liberties and ineptly defending his corrupt and incompetent administration.

I speculate that the billion-dollar deals of corruption might trip Bush up, and cause him to forget what the current topic is. His conscience might be getting to him. He might be finding the position getting a little hot at times, too. O my god, these Americans expect me to do some work? I'm too busy perfecting my golf swing and making my retirement lucrative for me and my pals.

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